Church Newsletters

Churches normally have a newsletter or bulletin which is distributed to keep them up to date with the news of the parish. Sometimes, however, the original meanings of the announcements may be somewhat lost....


Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help!

Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The beautiful flowers on the altar this morning are to celebrate the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

If any of the congregation have children and don't know it, there is a nursery downstairs.

This Friday at 5 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.

This week we invite any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

The topic for our sermon next week will be "What is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.

This evening there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

'Weight Watchers' will meet at 7 PM in the church hall. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.